Ozzy Osbourne doesn't want his daughter to rush into marriage. The Black Sabbath rocker admits he only granted Luke Worrall, 20, permission to propose to Kelly, 24, on the condition that they don't go through with the wedding until they have lived together for a while.

Ozzy Osbourne wishes La Toya Jackson had dressed up as her brother Michael at the pop icon's funeral. The former Black Sabbath rocker claims the siblings bare an uncanny resemblance to each other due to all the plastic surgery they have had, and thinks La Toya could pass for her brother in the right clothes.

Ozzy Osbourne has passed his driving test - 30 years after his first attempt. The 60-year-old rocker, who previously battled drink and drug addictions, is thrilled to finally get his license but admits he can't remember how many times he failed his test.

Ozzy Osbourne stole flowers from a cemetery. The Black Sabbath rocker left wife Sharon furious when he presented her with the bouquet - only for her to notice there was a card attached reading "In loving memory of Mary."

Ozzy Osbourne was diagnosed as HIV positive - but was later told the test results were wrong. The Black Sabbath rocker was devastated to be told he had contracted the deadly virus, before further medical investigations revealed the results were due to the damage years of drug and alcohol abuse had caused to his immune system.

Ozzy Osbourne cut off his daughter's underwear while her friends watched. Kelly Osbourne was left mortified as a teenager when the Black Sabbath rocker objected to the skimpy thong her mother Sharon had bought her and insisted on forcibly removing the garment.

Ozzy Osbourne's dog has been killed and eaten by a coyote. The 60-year-old rocker is "devastated" his beloved pet - a Pomeranian named Little Bit - was attacked by the wild animal at their Los Angeles mansion on Tuesday, while Ozzy and his wife Sharon watched Michael Jackson's memorial on TV.

Jack Osbourne is obsessed with guns. The 23-year-old TV star is so "gun crazy" his father, legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne, worries Jack will end up hurting himself.

Ozzy Osbourne is terrified he will be killed by bird excrement. The former Black Sabbath frontman - who was involved in a life-threatening quad biking accident in December 2003 - believes he will melt to death after contracting a rare virus.

Ozzy Osbourne is so addicted to a British breakfast cereal he is having it shipped over to Los Angeles.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have threatened to kick Heather Mills off stage if she shows up at tomorrow's BRIT Awards.

Ozzy Osbourne is so nervous about presenting the BRIT Awards he is considering turning to drugs.

Ozzy Osbourne is struggling to write his autobiography, because he can't remember anything that's happened to him.