Ozzy Osbourne Fears He Will Be Killed By Bird Excrement

Ozzy Osbourne is terrified he will be killed by bird excrement. The former Black Sabbath frontman - who was involved in a life-threatening quad biking accident in December 2003 - believes he will melt to death after contracting a rare virus.

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The rocker said: "You know the way I'll go? Some bird with some rare virus is going to fly over my head. It's going to s**t on me and I'm going to melt on the floor."

Despite his hell-raising past, Ozzy - who has three children, Aimee, Jack, and Kelly, with wife Sharon - insists he now leads a boring life and credits Black Sabbath with allowing him to reach 60.

He added to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "If it wasn't for Black Sabbath, I would have been f**king dead long ago."

"Nowadays I just keep my head above water. I don't drink any more, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke cigarettes, I'm quite boring actually."

Meanwhile, Ozzy's latest show with his family, "Osbournes: Reloaded," has been snubbed by many channels after it was deemed inappropriate.

The variety show, which stars Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack, was described as "good clean fun" but a number of stations are refusing to broadcast it, while others have changed its 8.20pm slot to a much later one.