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Performed by adam sandler and steve koren

[sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] ok you guys, lets hear some spirit!
[performing cheer]
Cheerleader: united, we are united.. well be cause were the tigers, were out for vic-tor-y - yeah!
[no response]
Cheerleader: come on you guys! I wanna hear you!
[still no response]
Cheerleader: come on! the girls volleyball teams got a big game tonight! and were gonna win cause were the -
Guy in crowd: sit down!
Cheerleader: you guys are assholes! [whining] you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? lets see you come down here and try it!
Guy: shut up!
Cheerleader: youre the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and youre ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money. [half-crying]
Guy: you suck!
Cheerleader: [hurt] I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now Im not gonna cuz you guys dont appreciate anything.
[something hurled and hit cheerleader]
Cheerleader: owwww! who threw that!? Im gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school! [whining]
[crowd cheering softly in background]
Guy: were sorry.
[pause]
Guy: just kidding, you suck!
Cheerleader: [half-crying] ahhaw..no...