I like it    I don't like it

Will you accept a collect call
from Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
on a bus bench singing that song
this is not the 1st time
He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too!

Why are the burners always toast?
why are the stoners always stoned?
why did the chicken cross the road?
the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same 'ol lead again & again..

Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
sometimes I gotta hide
sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
yeah that is him
playin' the zeplin song again&again&again&again&again&again

I'm a guitar
honest pop single cut away
please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade?
why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
at the crosses the deal he made
'cause that song ain't goin' away
Oh God the Zeplin song
Nono the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song
SHUT UP!