Here in the bar, the boys like to have fun
Theres a wager lost and an argument won
Theres a stone-washed damsel on a junk food run

Its a kinder murder

Theres a ladder to heaven from a battered stiletto
Spitting out the words that he put into her mouth
See her in silhouette going down south

Its a kinder murder
Its a kinder murder

She could have kept her knees together
Should have kept her mouth shut

Its a kinder murder
Its a kinder murder

Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence
He was back in half an hour, he said he left her senseless
Then he went back to his regiment

Its a kinder murder

The officer said it has to be denied
Theres a tear-stained would-be teenage bride
All the family pride in the little ram-rider

Its a kinder murder
Its a kinder murder

She could have kept her knees together
Should have kept her mouth shut

Its a kinder murder
Its a kinder murder

The child went missing and the photo fit his face
Dishonoured jimmy just read about the case
He said that he was just taking up space

Its a kinder murder

Jimmy took his best friends keys from the pile on the table in a flash
He was dreaming of the pigskin seats and the walnut dash
The knickers in her handbag and the one false eyelash

Its a kinder murder
Its a kinder murder

She could have kept her knees together
Could have kept her mouth shut

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