Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it

I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING


The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer

She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams

I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being

I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing

I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further

It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B

I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching

Psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry

Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love


The way you shake it

I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING


Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome*

Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please

I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene

I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman

This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney

I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man

And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand


The way you shake it

I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING


The way she moves she dances like a GO GO

In that video she sings "get out" you Bozo

I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies

Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee

Pee on the radio but I think I did

Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

Psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working

I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down


The way you shake it

I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING


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