I like it    I don't like it

Things don't look to good to me

I feel I'm out of luck

And all because of swollen glands

And just one stupid f**k

This wacko came from alabama and

That's not where it's at

And now your jock's been chasing me round

With a great big baseball bat

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no



Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk

Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk

And this here dude he was an uncool cat

And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no



When I got up from being beat to the ground

I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound

And I was aghast at what I found

The latest social disease that's been going around

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch