(i. hanson/t. hanson/z. hanson)

Dont you smell the cookies hes bakin
Cant you see that belly, its shakin
Dont take a cookie off of that pan
You dont want to mess with this man.

Youve never seen this side of him before
You know he wont be knockin at your door

Here comes santa claus
Doin all those good things
Everybody know the cause
Here comes santa claus
You know hes the big man
Dont mess with the boss

Ask rudolph and he wont steer you wrong
Santa wasnt this fat all along
Until he started cookin one day
Dont try and take that turkey away

Chorus

Cruisin down the air highway on his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Dont forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-fried
Dont get me wrong santas a nice guy
But you dont want to get on his bad side

Chorus