I like it    I don't like it

Rowan Atkinson:

For years I thought

I'd have to live alone

I never got a letter

Had to disconnect the phone

The only girls I ever saw

Were on TV

But now I've got a Venus

Who's sitting next to me

Both:

Do I love you?

Do I want you?

Would I give my life

To you if I could?

Do birds fly?

Do fish swim?

And do bears sha-la-la-la-la

In the woods?

Rowan:

I met her in the first class lounge

Of a jumbo jet

It was love at first sight

Romeo and Juliet

Kate:

He looked pretty rich

And I was down on m' luck

So I charged him a fortune

For a flying f...

Rowan:

...for crying out loud!

Both:

Do I love you?

Do I want you?

Would I sacrifice my life

To you if I could?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Is Luxembourg small?

And do those hairy bears shhh...

In the woods?

Rowan:

I introduced her round my friends

She was ace

I was no longer on Earth

But in better place

Kate:

He's an utter creep and he

Drives me round the bend

And so to alleviate the boredom

I sleep with his friends

Rowan:

Ho ha ho

Both:

Do I love you?

Do I want you?

Kate:

Would I tear out both my eyes

And fry them if I could?

Both:

Is the Bible fiction?

Is True Love a contradiction?

And do bears sha-la-la-la-la

In the woods?

Do I desire you?

Do I adore you?

Rowan:

Would I cut off all my toenails

And put them in an envelope with my feet?

Both:

Is Reagan Godhead?

Is Chairman Mao dead?

And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?

Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah

Kate:

Mmmmm...

Rowan [Tim]:

And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah

Kate:

Ahoo Ahoo

Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah

Both:

Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?

Rowan:

On Main Street

Kate:

Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah