I like it    I don't like it

Christmas coming around again eh?

Yeah I mean it must be nearly a year since the last one

Oh it's a good twelve months

Yeah yeah

You getting anything for your Granny this year?

Well I thought about it I couldn't be bothered

Well it's the thought that counts innit

Yeah that's how I see it

What do you fancy for Christmas then

Kim Wilde as usual, kidding myself though arent't I

It's hopeless really it's pathetic I suppose in a way

It is yeah - hello who is this?

Merry Christmas Melvyn

It can't be

Come on Mel how about pulling a cracker

By the look of you darling I think I already have

Get it

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

At the Christmas party hop

Mistletoe hung where you can see

Every couple try to stop

Come on Melly-pops

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Let the Christmas spirit ring

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

And we'll do some caroling

Pumpkin pie anyone?

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear

Voices singing let's be jolly

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Have a happy holiday

This is so corny

Everyone's dancing merrily

in the new old fashioned way

Wow I am in the most almighty Christmas groove

I haven't had this much fun

Since "Two little boys" was number one

If my friends could see me now

How do I look?

Ridiculous

You little tease

A dance, Kimberley?

I do love a nice sax break

Yeah me too Kim, but let's wait till the record's over

Kim do you think our love will last forever?

No

Couple of years maybe?

No

Do you think we'll make it to the end of the record?

How long is that - exactly?

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear

All together now

Voices singing let's be jolly

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Excuse me can I sing something now?

Get lost Griff!

Well that's nice...

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Let the Christmas spirit ring

Root beer anyone?

Later we'll have pumpkin pie

And we'll do some carolling

There's plenty of pumpkin pie left by the way

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Have a happy holiday

Do you mind Melvyn?

Everyone's dancing merrily

In the new old fashioned way

Wow yeah that was fantastic

Very nice

Let's do it again! One two three four...

Strewth

Five!

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Have a happy holiday

He overdid it with the pumpkin pie

Everyone's dancing merrily

In the new old fashioned way

Merry Christmas everybody!

Merry Christmas everybody!

Bye Mel it's been really interesting

I'll tell you who I fancy for Christmas

Who's that

Bananarama

Yeah can't help you there I'm afraid

Oh thanks a bundle!