I like it    I don't like it

If I had money

Tell you what I'd do

I'd go downtown

Buy a Mercury or two

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

Ohh I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

Well, I had me a girl

Stole her from a friend

Friend got lucky

Stole her back again

Cause she thought he had a Mercury

Ohh she thought he had a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

CMON!!

[instrumental break - 6 measures]

Well, hey now mama

Lookin' so fine

Cruisin' round

In your Mercury 69

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

Ooo, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

My girl went out

Didn't stay long

Bought herself a Mercury

And Cruised it on home

Cause she know I have a Mercury

Ohh she know I have a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

[instrumental break - 12 measures]

Well, hey now mama

Lookin' so fine

Cruisin' round

In your Mercury 69

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

Ooo, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down the road

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

Cruise it up and down

I'm going out

I'm gonna get me a real job

And I'm gonna buy me some

MERCURY!! Yeah