I like it    I don't like it

Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true

Who came third in World War 2

did Sooty sleep with Sue,

These things I think about,

when i'm with out with you...

What are the holes in biro's for

which one's which in the Corrs

did Geff Hurst really score,

Coz frankly your a bore,

and i'm not...

And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill

If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,

I tried love, i'm sorry

I tried love...

Does God ever get it wrong

Where has Gary Barlow gone

Why is Christmas Day so long

It just goes on and on... and on,

Like you,

And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill

If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,

I tried love, i'm sorry

I tried love...

Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,

duh duh, duh duh...

Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,

duh duh, duh duh,

I tried love, i'm sorry

I tried love...

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve

Do you think Adam fancied Eve

What if Eve could not conceve

And he had to breed with Steve,

We'd all be gay....

(Laughs......)