I like it    I don't like it

She's Got The Kind Of Look That Defies Gravity

She's The Greatest Cook

And She's Fat Free



She's Been To Private School

And She Speaks Perfect French

She's Got The Perfect Friends

Oh Isn't She Cool



She Practices Tai Chi

She'd Never Lose Her Nerve

She's More Than You Deserve

She's Just Far Better Than Me



Hey Hey



So Don't Bother

I Won't Die Of Deception

I Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry

Don't Feel Sorry



And Don't Bother

I'll Be Fine

But She's Waiting

The Ring You Gave To Her Will Lose Its Shine

So Don't Bother, Be Unkind



I'm Sure She Doesn't Know

How To Touch You Like I Would

I Beat Her At That One Good

Don't You Think So?



She's Almost 6 Feet Tall

She Must Think I'm A Flea

I'm Really A Cat You See

And It's Not My Last Life At All



Hey Hey



So Don't Bother

I Won't Die Of Deception

I Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry

Don't Feel Sorry



Don't Bother

I'll Be Fine

But She's Waiting

The Ring You Gave To Her Will Lose Its Shine

So Don't Bother, Be Unkind



For You, I'd Give Up All I Own

And Move To A Communist Country

If You Came With Me, Of Course

And I'd File My Nails So They Don't Hurt You

And Lose Those Pounds, And Learn About Football

If It Made You Stay, But You Won't, But You Won't



So Don't Bother,

I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine

Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry



And After All I'm Glad That I'm Not Your Type

Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry



So Don't Bother,

I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine, I'll Be Fine

Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry



And After All I'm Glad That I'm Not Your Type, Not Your Type, Not Your Type, Not Your Type

Promise You Won't Ever See Me Cry




[thanks To Nadia For These Lyrics]