Hello, my name is Johnny

Hello, my name is Johnny

I'd like to explain myself

And I like to complain in vain


Sweet little boy... Johnny!

Sweet little boy... Johnny!


Let me show you the way to my

Let me show you the way to my

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind


Hello, my name is Roger

Hello, my name is Roger

I'd like to proclaim myself

A God, and like to ordain myself


Sweet little boy... Roger!

Sweet little boy... Roger!


Let me show you the way to my

Let me show you the way to my

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain you mind

Let me show you the way to my

Let me show you the way to my

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain you mind


Sweet little boy... Johnny!

Sweet little boy... also known as Roger!


Let me show you the way to my

Let me show you the way to my

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain you mind

Let me show you the way to my

Let me show you the way to my

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain you mind