This Is A Song Called The History Of Tenacious D

And Its Not Just A List Of Bullshit That We've Done In The Past

It's A Chronicling Of Our Rise, To Power!



We Ride With Kings On Mighty Steeds

Across The Devils Plain

We've Walked With Jesus And His Cross

He Did Not Die In Vain, No!



We've Run With Wolves, We've Climbed K2

Even Stopped A Moving Train

We've Traveled Through Space And Time My Friends

To Rock This House Again, Rock!!



We Ride And We Ride And We'll Never Subside

And We'll Ride Till The Planets Collide

And If You Say That We Do Not Ride

I'll Turn You're f**king Hide, Ride!!



Kyle's Fingers Be Silver, Jacks Voice Then Be Gold

But Lest You Think We're Vain

We Know You're All Robots And We Don't Care

Tenacious D, We Reign!



We Rei-eign, Supreme, Ooooh God!!

Burrito Supreme, And A Chicken Supreme

And A Cutlass Supreme

Supreeeeeme Yeaaaaaah

Go Now Kyle! 1-2-3

Supreme!!!