100 minutes

In theaters April 3, 2009

Rating: PG-13, Thriller

All you need to know about Fast & Furious occurs in the last scene. And in the name of playing fair, it won't be revealed here.

But the fast one that this high-octane thriller pulls as a finale would normally be enough to make us furious. That is, if anything preceding it had much mattered anyway. That's because this fourth installment in the franchise spawned by The Fast and the Furious only cares about its cars as they speed, as they crash, and as they burn.