102 minutes

In theaters July 10, 2009

Rating: PG-13, Comedy

No valedictorian wants to give a generic commencement speech. But lovelorn Denis Cooverman really breaks the mold: he decides to declare his love for the young woman of his dreams during his valedictory address. Maybe this way she'll notice him.

Ah, unrequited love. Ah, unrequited love in high school -- even worse. Ah, unrequited love between a nothing-to-lose outcast nerd and an unattainable, popular head cheerleader -- the most excruciating of all.