113 minutes

In theaters August 1, 2008

Rating: PG-13, Thriller

The first two Mummy flicks were mediocre at best. But the threequel is so awful, it makes the original and its sequel, in retrospect, start to resemble the first two Godfather dramas.

If the lengthy, ridiculously complicated introductory voice-over to this simplistic tale doesn't put you off...hey, no fair falling asleep during the opening credits.